Quotes

Collect the best character AND cast quotes here!

Emma

 * "Would you like a ride?"
 * "He's been underground..He's a little pale is all I'm saying"
 * "I've got his skull, it's fine!!"
 * "Tricky, are you feeling adventurous... You should go find Brian and the Professor for us.  Wouldn't it be fun?  We could all drink together. Maybe one of them wants to see your penis."
 * "Trick, put your hand on my butt"
 * "Professor! It's so wonderful to see you, out in the woods...at this time of...night."

Briar

 * "At least we know he's in there."

Trick

 * "Everybody fucks funny to somebody."
 * "Time is fucky."
 * "You ever try to throw a lasso around a tornado?"
 * "Hey guys, how's it going. My name is Made Up.  Where can I get a hat like that? Can I trade"
 * "I ain't gonna pull it out, I promise. I was in a movie called Bigfoot, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. Do you know why they call it bigfoot? Because I'm a foot long."
 * "You guys fuckin with my dog? I went to obedience school, and I learned what I needed to do, to be a Master.  How about you?  Whose yard are you pissing in?"

Brian

 * "I fucking love/hate you!"
 * "Welcome to the darkness Briar"
 * "Before you go, take the hand sanitizer with you."
 * "I'm going to wrap my dead fucking hand around your mouth and you're gonna taste the cold bitter truth of what I am if you don't shut the fuck up and get out this god damned bar right now."
 * "Yeah, I feel a little leaky! What do you expect me to fucking say?  I"m dead!"..."ALL THE AIRS GONE AND THE WORDS STILL COME OUT! I blew a fucking stitch out!"

Theo

 * "We need to go back!"
 * "I don't know"
 * "Names have power."
 * "You've said that before."

Solomon

 * "Dont talk to demons child!"
 * "Alright fuck wizard, have fun with your toy until it eats you alive.  We'll be here when it happens."

Ash

 * "This is the first time she's seen a ghost.  Wonder if she's bumped into Ishna yet"

Simone

 * "Should we summon one so she knows what she's dealing with?"
 * "I see now you are made for each other"

Jazz

 * "You dont have to be humble with me."

Zeke

 * "God damn it PB!" -numerous episodes
 * "NO!! No, it's still my scene!!" -episode 19 after missing 18 for E3